Not Today, Heifer – Sassy Holstein Tee

Meet Mootilda, the queen of attitude straight from the barnyard runway! This tee is made for those days when your patience is grazing thin and you just can’t with anyone’s nonsense. Featuring a bold Holstein cow with all the sass of a country diva, this shirt says it loud and proud — Not today, Heifer!

Perfect for homesteaders, farmers, cow lovers, or anyone with a sense of humor as strong as their coffee. Soft, durable, and ready for chores or chillin’ — this one’s a whole mood in a shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!